Letter To The EX(clude) ...From...The EX(clusive)

Why are all you ex girlfriends such bitches?? Or does a girl automatically becomes a bitch when she becomes the EX….its so damn confusing…first of all there are two kinds of EX girlfriends…there are ex girlfriends…and The Ex girlfriend which is YOU (YAY! You win the bitchfest!)

What is it with you girls…?? First you don’t want the guys or okay! Maybe the guys leave you and you have a broken heart… a sob story…blah blah blah…the gist of the matter being there is no relationship! (WAKE UP You Dumb Ef!). On top of that (what you don’t realize) the guy has a new girl!!! A NEW pair of much better and bigger ones…I’m talking about brains u dim-wit…and ‘Those’ too… (Wouldn’t have left you IF you had em at all!).

And get this…its basic, unsaid girl law not to hit on someone else’s man! Have some respect! If not for yourself then for the girl-kind! You had your chance, you basked in your glory and I respect that…but glory days are over honey! You need the cuckoo clock to tell you that?

Don’t for once think I am insecure…. If you do then maybe I should put in some more adjectives (you can imagine some for now I’m sure you know your kind best) to tell you that I’m in all facts PISSED OFF! You think you can pry in and do whatever you like? Well, don’t start with me missy! Cause if I start getting creative with you (and mind you I will!) you wouldn’t know the difference between horse manure and your face (not that there is much of it any way!)

Your way is the other way...Get that or get a vibrator for all I care! He aint your cry-buddy, there are shrinks for that! But you clearly can’t afford one…so here’s the GOOD NEWS- THEY ARE HIRING AT THE STREET CORNERS! How do I know? Have come across needy ones such as yourself a lot! (I wouldn’t know how hard it is to be deprived, you see… but I’m sure you’ll find many to empathize with). Just some social work I do… (SEEEE! I’m nice after all.)

Suit up girl cause you are so in for the ridicule of your life time! *It comes with free ice-packs!!*:-)

So if I have teased your otherwise fragile brain too much, ill let you sit and chew on all of the above… (Don’t miss out on any thing or else ill have to stuff it in you!) . Now! Now! Save them tears or you’ll cry some real ones soon…cause I aint the lame one here…I got the guy (-;

With no love

(BOO!)

ME!

In Search Of... 'Me'

She was a girl with all the friends in the world. She would love to meet new people; she would gel with most of them. People, including most of her friends envied the amount of fun she had and the amount of fun she was! At the brink of her enthusiasm, she was a more than happy being, pleased with her exaggerated lifestyle, good-humored, high-spirited, and frivolous!

Now, what makes her feel so lonesome? Suddenly she finds herself losing ground. Now she finds herself alone in a crowd full of strangers. She finds herself introverted and unattached. She finds it hard to even talk to people whom she was once so fond of. Totally lacking enthusiasm she now finds a strange calm in solitude. She feels the only person she can now identify with is she herself.

Is this what soul searching is? Is she just trying to recognize herself in the jumble? She wants to know who she is; she desperately wants to distinguish between herself and the rest of the world. What is it that makes her unique? That one quality everyone searches for, which tells them apart. Her soul pesters her to grow and cultivate her own character. She realizes she had been living the lives of others instead of her own. She would blend into the lives of those who became close and develop a course of life to match theirs. Now she realizes her worth and the worth of the time lost in transition.

Now she realizes that the only person than needs to change is her and the only person that requires that change is her. She needs to build up from scratch taking into account each and every aspect of her life. She no longer wants to be a part of the synonymous, she wants to stand apart, and when she looks in the mirror she wants to recognize herself, she wants to discover ‘me’!