Why are all you ex girlfriends such bitches?? Or does a girl automatically becomes a bitch when she becomes the EX….its so damn confusing…first of all there are two kinds of EX girlfriends…there are ex girlfriends…and The Ex girlfriend which is YOU (YAY! You win the bitchfest!)
What is it with you girls…?? First you don’t want the guys or okay! Maybe the guys leave you and you have a broken heart… a sob story…blah blah blah…the gist of the matter being there is no relationship! (WAKE UP You Dumb Ef!). On top of that (what you don’t realize) the guy has a new girl!!! A NEW pair of much better and bigger ones…I’m talking about brains u dim-wit…and ‘Those’ too… (Wouldn’t have left you IF you had em at all!).
And get this…its basic, unsaid girl law not to hit on someone else’s man! Have some respect! If not for yourself then for the girl-kind! You had your chance, you basked in your glory and I respect that…but glory days are over honey! You need the cuckoo clock to tell you that?
Don’t for once think I am insecure…. If you do then maybe I should put in some more adjectives (you can imagine some for now I’m sure you know your kind best) to tell you that I’m in all facts PISSED OFF! You think you can pry in and do whatever you like? Well, don’t start with me missy! Cause if I start getting creative with you (and mind you I will!) you wouldn’t know the difference between horse manure and your face (not that there is much of it any way!)
Your way is the other way...Get that or get a vibrator for all I care! He aint your cry-buddy, there are shrinks for that! But you clearly can’t afford one…so here’s the GOOD NEWS- THEY ARE HIRING AT THE STREET CORNERS! How do I know? Have come across needy ones such as yourself a lot! (I wouldn’t know how hard it is to be deprived, you see… but I’m sure you’ll find many to empathize with). Just some social work I do… (SEEEE! I’m nice after all.)
Suit up girl cause you are so in for the ridicule of your life time! *It comes with free ice-packs!!*:-)
So if I have teased your otherwise fragile brain too much, ill let you sit and chew on all of the above… (Don’t miss out on any thing or else ill have to stuff it in you!) . Now! Now! Save them tears or you’ll cry some real ones soon…cause I aint the lame one here…I got the guy (-;
With no love
(BOO!)
ME!
7 comments:
Mah gurl luvs u olredy!
hehe
gud one sweets
Wooh.!! That was one of the most acidic things i ever read. Your post rates right along with (http://dawalibi.blogspot.com/2007/06/probably-not-good-idea.html)
U got some skills. :)
and forgot to mention
"A NEW pair of much better and bigger ones…I’m talking about brains u dim-wit…"........you completely had me on this one :-P
he he glad u liked it..
but hey that post was looooong ago.........don't you have more of that snazzy stuff coming up? :)
Anxiously awaiting, more bursts of eloquence & sparks of brilliance
P.S.---->(sycophancy generally tends to produces results :P)
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